Meanwhile on FFXIV:ARR chat…
<Cloud Strife> Never mind…
<Cloud Strife> Aeriiiiiiiiith!
<Cloud Strife> Can someone give me some gil?
» Cloud Strife: Nice shirt.
Tifa Lockhart » Eyes up here, Cloud.
<Cloud Strife> Where is everybody?
<Cloud Strife> Can I invite my friend, Zack?
<Cloud Strife> Do I have time to grab my gunblade?
Cloud Strife wallows in self-pity…
Cloud Strife attains level 2!
My new headcanon about Cloud is that he is a completely noobish MMO player. The Shout one really nails it in. Thank you, FFXIV:ARR.